[
  "\"I see; perhaps you could demonstrate this for me?\"",
  "Not all it's cracked up to be.",
  "\"Which, on reflection, was a poor career choice\"",
  "When I become a father I'll just skip straight to the last frame.",
  "The only thing lonelier than being trapped inside a lamp for all of eternity is being trapped just outside a lamp for all eternity.",
  "They seemed like such a tight-knit group...",
  "\"Are you sure it's not just urine?\"",
  "Plants: kinda shitty.",
  "\"I'm above average!\" (*-at masturbation frequency)",
  "I mean, if you can't drink your own mother's menstrual effluent, whose can you drink?",
  "There's no such thing as a free sandwich.",
  "Smart + arsehole = Smarsehole. Figured it might have gone over your head.",
  "This is why I don't share my poetry. People ask, \"what are you so afraid of?\" This is what I say.",
  "Which side are you on?",
  "Girls like this?",
  "The saddest part about growing up is realising how awesome you used to be.",
  "Well I guess that settles it.",
  "I hope she likes it.",
  "Did I mention I play guitar?",
  "Art... she's never been the same again.",
  "Ever noticed that?",
  "That's one giant cat.",
  "But I wrote you this song!",
  "I ask this because I've never seen a black person use a ladder.",
  "Beep beep!",
  "It's not pregnancy if you should \"Surprise!\" first.",
  "Ehh, I guess it's not so bad.",
  "How did you get that gun?!",
  "Well, it's one of these ways.",
  "",
  "Got a sister?",
  "Not so much a dead baby joke as a dead baby.",
  "Dogs can't talk, so just drop it, okay?",
  "It's funny cos she has no eyes.",
  "He ruins stories."
]